I don't know about you, but I'm pretty disappointed with the group of guys they picked for Emily on The Bachelorette.
Let's review, shall we?
Dislike #1: Kalon
Showing up in a helicopter doesn't bother me at all. (I mean the girl last year showed up on a horse!) Regardless of how you showed up, you are a huge tool. And a "luxury brand consultant" just makes you sound like a huge snob, and perhaps a little too metrosexual for Emily.


Dislike #2: Alejandro
Not that I know much about Emily's tastes, but I seriously doubt she would date a petite guy with both of his ears pierced. He seems too immature to be on the show, let alone take care of a six year old child.
And he is a mushroom farmer, what the hell is that?

Dislike #3: Brent (Elliminated)
Seriously??? He is 41!!! (Emily is only 26) and he has 6 kids.
I know she likes kids and all, but six is ALOT.

Dislike #4: Jackson (Elliminated)
Sure, you are a fitness model. But the fact that you ripped off your shirt after you were eliminated makes you a huge tool. Congratulations.

Dislike #5: Stevie
Sure you had okay dance moves, but I'm sure the father figure Emily is looking for her daughter is not a "Party MC". And you obviously have "short man syndrome" by the way you kept calling out Kalon for the helicopter and etc. And "Stevie" you are not 7 years old, please change your name back to Steve or Steven.


I could go on and on, but I'll leave it as my top 5 dislikes. Didn't you think they could have gotten better guys for Emily? Who were your likes/dislikes???
2 comments:
GAH, I missed the first episode! I'm going to have to watch it ASAP so I can jump on board. These guys sound like big creeps, though..."luxury brand consultant"?! Seriously?
Hate that show... Never will watch it. But this post has me cracking up!!!! HAHAHA You sound just like me with your sarcastic and annoyed tone hahaha
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