You know what really pisses me off???

I got this idea from Neely @ A Complete Waste of Makeup. And since I agreed with most of her "piss me off/make me happys" I decided to add to it with a list of my own. Here it is:

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF...

Walk slow at the mall

Serve me brownies with nuts in them

Force me to be around cats (Stole this one from Neely because it is SO true)

Don't give me a raise

Let your children run wild around the restaurant/store/etc and not care

Take a week to respond to my email/text

Complain about the dog hair on my couch (if you have a problem...click here)

Don't meet up with me when I come into town

Cancel plans at last minute

Talk bad about me or my friends

(I overheard his guy called me & friends "idiots" last weekend after we beat them in boche ball. Grrrr, stupid sore loser!)

Only give me 15 minutes to get ready.

Call me "Jackie" immediately after I finish saying "Nice to meet you, My name is JACQUELINE"

(It happens daily, trust me!)

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME HAPPY...

Tell me Paisley is the cutest dog you've ever seen

Tell me I don't own enough shoes and that I should go buy more

Make me an fresh fruit smoothie

Buy me fresh flowers, and include a sweet note

Share a bottle of my favorite wine with me

(and don't tell me its "too sweet"!)

Take me on a picnic

Send me Snail Mail

Tell me I look younger than I actually am

Travel with me or come visit me for the weekend

Give me a massage

Get excited about taking a picture with me

(and request to take more pictures)

Kill all spiders in my vicinity

Join the Be The Match Program with me

Suprise me! (I LOVE suprises!)

That's my list! Take note!